I am in a vortex of obligation.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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