Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Randomize
