found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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