Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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