Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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