apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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