I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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