DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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