butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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