he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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