Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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