Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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