All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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