This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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