No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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