i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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