His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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