im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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