He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I could fuck to npr.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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