Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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