Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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