Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
