You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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