to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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