It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
