her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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