Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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