She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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