Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I need to calm my uterus...
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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