Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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