Quick, to the slutcave!
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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