Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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