i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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