they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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