Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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