just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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