singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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