why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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