Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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