I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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