it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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