school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You don't make any sense
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