yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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