idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
now i know why i became what i already was.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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