I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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