So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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