Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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