i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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