We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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