So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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